The other day I had to rock a piss, so, as you would, I headed to the rest room.
I opened the door, and strangely the lights were off. As I walked further into the breach, the lights turned on. Fine, automatic lights. I guess no one has been in here in a while. Strange, since this is a pretty heavily used stretch of hallway and it was the middle of the day, but not out of the question.
Freeze.
Feet. There are feet in the stall. Someone has been sitting here so long that the lights turned off on him mid-poop. What's a guy to do?
He was definitely dead.
ReplyDelete^ I hope so.
ReplyDeleteUPDATE: I was recently rocking a piss of my own in the perfectly normal window of time appropriate in which to do so, and the lights turned off on me in the middle! I think the lights may not be as reliable as we thought!
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